Coraline: The Prenatal Years

How To Get Proper Credit At The Potluck:

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Next time I'm totally spelling my name in deviled eggs.

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Is it too late for Christmas cakes? Yes.

Is it too late for the world's most legitimately horrifying Christmas wreck?

Well, you decide:

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No, you guys are right: it's definitely too late for him.

SAVE YOURSELVES.

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Here's one way to decrease your chance of getting a wreck:

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With instructions and drawings this clear, what could go wrong?

Ahh, allow me to answer that question with another question:

Did you know the letters "NHS" look exactly the same upside down?

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*headdesk*

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And now,

The Weirdest Display Cake Of All Time:

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Ok, sure, there's a floating fetus. Let's drink that in. But also, how about those hairy bamboo shoot things? And the spider fingers up top? This whole thing is basically Coraline: The Prenatal Years.

(BONUS CREEPINESS: look for the face in the glass. Or don't, if you ever want to sleep again.)

 

Thanks to Susan S., Stacie, Lisa R., & Cathy G., who's just happy that last one doesn't have jam-covered lady bits. We're with you there, Cathy.

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I'm guessing more of you are Office fans than Coraline fans, and this made me cackle:

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And from my other blog, Epbot: