Coraline: The Prenatal Years
How To Get Proper Credit At The Potluck:
Next time I'm totally spelling my name in deviled eggs.
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Is it too late for Christmas cakes? Yes.
Is it too late for the world's most legitimately horrifying Christmas wreck?
Well, you decide:
0.o
No, you guys are right: it's definitely too late for him.
SAVE YOURSELVES.
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Here's one way to decrease your chance of getting a wreck:
With instructions and drawings this clear, what could go wrong?
Ahh, allow me to answer that question with another question:
Did you know the letters "NHS" look exactly the same upside down?
*headdesk*
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And now,
The Weirdest Display Cake Of All Time:
Ok, sure, there's a floating fetus. Let's drink that in. But also, how about those hairy bamboo shoot things? And the spider fingers up top? This whole thing is basically Coraline: The Prenatal Years.
(BONUS CREEPINESS: look for the face in the glass. Or don't, if you ever want to sleep again.)
Thanks to Susan S., Stacie, Lisa R., & Cathy G., who's just happy that last one doesn't have jam-covered lady bits. We're with you there, Cathy.
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I'm guessing more of you are Office fans than Coraline fans, and this made me cackle:
