Happy VS Flappy

It's Bat Appreciation Month, minions, and I'm sure we can all agree: bats of every kind are pretty amazing.

Whether they're long and lumpy:

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Or short and girthy:

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Whether they have a huge, misshapen head:

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Or bend juuuust slightly to the right:

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Yep, bats are the bees knees, no matter where you stick them.

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[urgent whispers from John]

What's that? I'm celebrating the wrong kind of bat?

OH! Bat bats. The flappy ones. Got it.

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Huh.

::pause::

I dunno, after all that, a pumpkin in a bat hat feels a little... anticlimactic?


Well thanks anyway, Paula I., Marlene B., Heidi B., Emily D., Angela K., & Daniel G. I'm sure we'll have much less confusion with next week's hard rock cakes.

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Here's my actual contribution to Bat Appreciation Month: I found the sparkliest lil' bat necklace for less than $10:

Gothic Bat Necklace

OooOOOOooh.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: