More Cliché Than A Cake Wreck
It's time to let sleeping dogs lie, to grab the bull by the horns, and to maybe leave the rest of the animals out of this, 'cuz now my cats are looking nervous.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
So clearly this baker hates you.
When life gives you lemons:
...ask life, "but what's with the parsley?"
If the shoe fits...
...see your doctor.
(I've heard of fallen arches before, but yowie.)
This, too, shall pass.
(AW YEAH DOUBLE PUN!!)
(Ahem)
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again:
Because, after all:
Practice makes perfect.
Perfect.
Thanks to Nathan J., Megan J., Phreedom, Howard G., Susan R., & Anony M. for going against my express wishes and beating that dead horse. Will no one think of the animals?!
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So there I was, laughing at how B-Day sounds like bidet in my head and I wondered if Amazon had anything funny and bidet related and well…
This has been a glimpse into the mind of john (the hubby of Jen).
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And from my other blog, Epbot:
