Evolution Of A Big Bird Wreck
Stage 1: Excitement
"...now simply pipe seven thousand individual strands and you're done!"
Stage 2: Compromise
"Well, it's still kind of feathery..."
Stage 3: Apathy
"Meh, just spray it yellow."
Stage 4: Passive Aggression
"We call it, 'Big Bird In A Snow Storm.'
"And that'll be $37.99."
Thanks to Anony M., Rose T., Anony M., & Shannon B. for finding the face of despair. (Seriously, the longer you look, the more depressing it gets.)
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Hang on, this will cheer you up again:
This sweet t-shirt is double-sided! Awww, now that's some old-school Sesame Street cred. Love it.
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And from my other blog, Epbot: