A Day Late And A Daddy Short
IN A WORLD
Where NO ONE
can spell "Father's day."
1 DAD
Will get HAMMERED.
To become
the ULTIMATE...
...HEAD CASE.
There WILL be puns.
There WILL be... wait, what?
But mostly...
There WILL be really...
REALLY
Really bad ties.
Hope your Father's Day is awesome, everybody - or at least wrecky enough to laugh about in the future.
Thanks to Melissa D., Amanda H., Michelle K., Lori C., Elizabeth H., Leah Q., Warren F., Daisy K., Maura B., & Tori Ann for wrecks that are fit to be tied.
*****
P.S. Listen, I *know* no one is wearing ties right now, but these have the Millennium Falcon on them and come in cool colors and I just thought you should know: