Happy Birthday Happy Birthday
Happy birthday, Happy Birthday song!
You know what's coming next.
[loudly and off key]
♫ Haaaaaappy... ♪
BIRDAY
...to you!
Haaaaaapppy
BISLHAY
...to you!
Haaaaaaaaaapppy...
Well, you get the idea.
('Butthday' is my favorite.)
Anyhoo:
Thanks to Lisa M., Kelsey D., Jason M., Stacie H., Melanie W., Whitney K., Ruth C., Rachel V., Jill, Dena, Carrie K., Tina W., & Rachel M., who I bet all agree with me that the birthday song is the worst. Along with anything else you're forced to sing at fellow adults in restaurants. And don't get me started on those funny paper hats. Have I mentioned I'm an introvert? DON'T SING TO ME. But leave the cake. And a fork. No, I'm not sharing. WHAT.
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In lieu of singing, may I suggest hanging this delightfully cat-astrophic birthday garland?
The product photos are a wild ride all on their own, to be honest. Is the kid in the 4th pic supposed to be a cat? And how long did it take you to notice the gratuitously photoshopped kitten-holding-balloons in the "No-DIY Require" shot? Ha!
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And from my other blog, Epbot:
