Beechy Peen

I like to call this one: "Or... not."

Bonus Monty Python Joke: "Prepare to wreck in 1... 2... 5!"

More baffling stock cake sayings:

"Help you Get over the hill!"

Eesh, makes you wonder what ever happened to plain ol' "Happy Birthday."

Oh right. That.

Sometimes a bakery display compels you to write bakery slogans in your head.
And by "you," I of course mean "me," because who else thinks about funny cakes this much? (No, really, TELL ME. I need more friends.)

ahem.

[dramatic announcer voice] "Come for the horrifying poop toad, stay for the buttfaces!"

Ok, so maybe I'll stay out of advertising. WHAT.

Ruh-roh, looks like little Bob-the-Minion accidentally floated over to the nude beach!

(Wait for it. Waaaait for it.)

(THERE IT IS.)

Thanks to Morgan D., Bree W., Denise G., Allegra G., & Shannon N. for keeping things beachy peen.

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P.S. It's amazing what you can find on Amazon:

This 2-sided bar of Butt Face Soap guarantees "cheek-to-cheek cleansing!"

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