Beachy Peen
I like to call this one: "Or... not."
Bonus Monty Python Joke: "Prepare to wreck in 1... 2... 5!"
More baffling stock cake sayings:
"Help you Get over the hill!"
Eesh, makes you wonder what ever happened to plain ol' "Happy Birthday."
Oh right. That.
Sometimes a bakery display compels you to write bakery slogans in your head.
And by "you," I of course mean "me," because who else thinks about funny cakes this much? (No, really, TELL ME. I need more friends.)
ahem.
[dramatic announcer voice] "Come for the horrifying poop toad, stay for the buttfaces!"
Ok, so maybe I'll stay out of advertising. WHAT.
Ruh-roh, looks like little Bob-the-Minion accidentally floated over to the nude beach!
(Wait for it. Waaaait for it.)
(THERE IT IS.)
Thanks to Morgan D., Bree W., Denise G., Allegra G., & Shannon N. for keeping things beachy peen.
*****
P.S. This crossbody bag is one of my all-time favorite purses, and comes in 36 different colors:
It's surprisingly lightweight while feeling high-end, with a butter smooth zipper and beautiful crisp stitching. Most "medium" purses are too small for me, but this one is super roomy for all my gear, and has a handy front zip pocket I use for my phone. (Which fits even in my giant phone cases!)
The style works for dressing up or everyday, and I looove all the color options. I have the orange, which is currently sold out, but the kelly green and lemon yellow are next on my wish list. They also have hot pink, denim blue, red, and of course more neutral options. For less than $18, it's hard not to buy a bunch!
