My cupcakes have a sperm theme
Just look, see, there they are!
My sheet cake teems with swimmers
They're leaving mental scars.
Oh we see these wrecks here every day
And if you ask me why I'll saaaaayyy...
'Cause Wreckerators have a way
with piping human DNA.
Thanks to Valerie A., Angel K., Stacey, Suzy W., and Caitlin W. for sowing the seeds of this post.
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P.S. I don't know who needs to know that this exists, but...
A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.
Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)
- Jen
