Like A Bridge Over Troubled Icing

[A group of Wreckerators, some in frosting-smeared aprons, walk on stage and begin to sing...]

When they're leery

Feeling small...

When tears are in...

... their eyes,

Why not buy them all?

All on one side...

Ohhhhh
'cause spa- cing's tou- ou- ough...

[joining hands]

When friends just caaan't beee found!

[soprano solo]

I assure you, that's "Harry Potter!"

[chorus]

Why not pay me now?

I’ve a fridge full of stubbled otter:

[3-part harmony]

Why not pay me now?

A very happy birthday to Art Garfunkle - who we hope will forgive us - and many thanks to Liz K., Lynnette W., Paul A., Michelle S., Rachel H., Lexi, C.H., & Katie S. for helping us appreciate the sound of silence.

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P.S. Hey chocolate lovers, have you seen the giant one pound Snickers bar??

Snickers "Slice 'N Share" Giant Candy Bar

This isn't a bunch of regular size bars wrapped up in a big box, y'all; it really is a giant Snickers bar. The peanut layer is like an inch and a half thick! The photo gallery is making me drool, hnnng. I want one to have and to hold and to not share, John, so you better get two. ;)

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And from my other blog, Epbot: