Oh boy...
[breathing]
Okay, john... you don't have to vomit. You can get through this...
[sipping Pepto]
I mean sure, you shouldn't have looked at it but it's just a cake...
[pacing]
I mean, somebody ate it...
[gagging]
[sweating]
[tearing up]
Maybe if I just look at it again, I can get it over wi...
BLUARGARGARGURG!!!
Thanks to Sam H. for being such a toe-tally fungi.
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Not sure I can really make up for that, but here's my best shot:
Cat & Llama Shower Curtain
Gaze upon the rainbow llama kitty curtain. FORGET ABOUT THE TOE CAKE. Be one with the rainbow llama kitty curtain. FORGET ABOUT THE TOE CAKE.
How's that?
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And from my other blog, Epbot: