Oh boy...

[breathing]

Okay, john... you don't have to vomit. You can get through this...

[sipping Pepto]

I mean sure, you shouldn't have looked at it but it's just a cake...

[pacing]

I mean, somebody ate it...

[gagging]
[sweating]
[tearing up]

Maybe if I just look at it again, I can get it over wi...

sam har.lw.fungus and warts foot.jpg

BLUARGARGARGURG!!!

 

Thanks to Sam H. for being such a toe-tally fungi.

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Not sure I can really make up for that, but here's my best shot:

Cat & Llama Shower Curtain

Gaze upon the rainbow llama kitty curtain. FORGET ABOUT THE TOE CAKE. Be one with the rainbow llama kitty curtain. FORGET ABOUT THE TOE CAKE.

How's that?

*****

And from my other blog, Epbot: