The Basket Case
Ahh, those pesky unsold Easter cakes. I feel your pain, bakers. Or rather, I *see* it:
And that IS quite the pickle.
But never fear.
I AM HERE TO HELP.
Listen, like everything in life, this problem can be easily solved by a little thing called re-branding.
So.
What do you see here? An evil lamb cake?
Or is it an evil CLOWN cake? Hmmm?
Right? That's an instant tie-in to Stephen King's IT!
And now you can stop trying to convince your customers this is a bunny:
And instead start insisting it's Hello Kitty!
A tisket, a tasket, *I* see a UFO blowing a gasket:
And speaking of the truth being "out there," clearly your fruit department is ready to fill a much-needed gap in the horror sub-genre of grocery shopping:
Goodbye "spring chicks," hellooooo alien chest-bursters!
And speaking of bursting [HEYOOO], how are your bachelorette designs coming?
Because I'd say you've definitely got a handle on 'em now.
Thanks to Brittanie H., Angi O., Rebecca B., Shirley W., Julieanne B., & Adrienne G. for helping us come to grips with a whole new kind of Easter egg. o.0
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In an effort to keep today's product link PG, let's go back to chest-bursters:
I'm told this hardcover gift book is a must for Alien fans, and it sounds hilarious: "From facehuggers to feather dusters, discover how the perfect killing machine relaxes after a day of scaring space marines."
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And from my other blog, Epbot:
