The Seven Stages of Wrecks

Remember, my friends: recognizing the stages is the first step to healing.

Shock or Disbelief:

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"No, seriously. Where's the hidden camera?"

Denial:

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"That CAN'T be my cake. I ordered a turtle."

Anger:

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"This is what you call cake decorating?!"

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"And I'm not paying for that one, either."

 

Bargaining:

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"Twenty four bucks, huh?

"I'll give you five."

 

Guilt:

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"If ONLY I'd just learned to bake, my daughter wouldn't be in therapy for coulrophobia!"

 

Depression:

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"I just... I just wanted a nice cake for the party..."

 

Acceptance and Hope:

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"It's fine. I've just got a dirty mind. Maybe no one else will notice."

 

Huge thanks to Jane R., Jodi T., Maria E., Edmund, Cheryl, Allegra R., Marissa C., and Alexis V.  I couldn't have gotten through this without you guys!

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P.S. In case your life was missing a set of cat butt magnets, I found you some:

Cat Butt Magnets

You're welcome.

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