My New Favorite Wedding Cake
Roses are red,
Butterflies are blue,
Um...
Pardon me, but are those sperm on your wedding cake?
Poem Option #2:
The cake that keeps giving,
and makes your guests squirm,
'Cause nothing says "marriage,"
like butterflies and sperm!
Poem Option #3:
Roses are red
And cake can be pretty.
How sad for you,
'Cuz yours looks all...
[eyeing children]
...unpleasant.
Thanks to Kristen G., who wishes more things rhymed with "tadpoles." Or is that just me?
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In completely unrelated news, I found a truly excellent shower curtain:
Cat Riding Whale Shower Curtain
I hear they're both strong swimmers.
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And from my other blog, Epbot: