It's Baaaa-aaaack

Yesterday I sensed a great celebration in the Force. As if a billion stay-at-home parents suddenly cried out, and then poured themselves a margarita.

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Oh, is school back in session?

 Thaaaat explains it.

 

Plus, now I know why I've been seeing cakes with random office supplies thrown on them:

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Oh! And what "TOSCHOL" is!

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That black square with the red squiggle, however, remains a mystery.

 

Now, kids, I know it may not seem like it now, but going to school really is a good thing.

For your parents, I mean. Sucks to be you!! Haha!

Ahem.

I'm sorry.

What I meant was, education is an important, vital aspect of your development, and the places we go to receive our education should be treated with the proper respect.

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Now, is it easy? Of course not! After all, these places will make you [shudder] "Back ---- To The Books (Study)":

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You have no idea how much I'd like to scratch out "books" and write in "Future." Then I'd replace "study" with "McFly."

Oooh, cake graffiti! Why hasn't this been done before??

[NOTE: I here at Cake Wrecks do not endorse, condone, or solicit illegal cake defacing.]

[Unless you're paid to do it.]

[Glad we cleared that up.]

['Nother Note: I'd give you $5. Just sayin'.]

Look, bottom line:

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Totally.

So run along and have fun, dears! I think today I'll sit around and play Overwatch while eating Marshmallow fluff straight out of the jar. Degree-holding adult, right here! Stay in shool!

 

Thanks to Wendy F., Doug, Marissa S., Megan C., Kristin J., and Allison V. for the education.

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P.S. Tell me mine isn't the only brain that went straight to this after that last cake:

School House Rock! 30th Anniversary DVD

Aw yeah, catchy songs AND educational. Good stuff.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: