Bazinga!
Everybody sing!
Squashed kitties
Shorn kitties
Mangy balls of fur!
Crappy kitties
Creepy...kitties?
STILL BETTER THAN A DOG.
Thanks to Laura T., Gina P., Celeste B., Chris S., Jesse S., and Anony M., for starting our day with a Big Bang.
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P.S. In case you prefer the "right" version: