Back Off, Man. I'm A Baker.
Are you bothered by strange noises in the middle of the night?
Plus rampant rodent droppings?
Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement, attic, or bakery?
"You guys, I have a feeling there's something really creepy below us..."
"SEE?!"
Have you or any of your family ever seen a spook, specter, or super sarcastic ghost?
"Like, boo, or whatever."
How about an entire tray of cupcakes giving you the finger?
If the answer is yes then don't wait another minute! Pick up the phone and call the prefessionals.
WRECKBUSTERS.
Our courteous and efficient staff is on call 24 hours a day to serve ALL your supernatural elimination needs.
"So let me get this straight: You're saying the ghost of your filet mignon just pooped on your couch?
"I call bullsh*t."
WRECKBUSTERS.
We're ready to relieve you!
"Ok, who brought the dog?"
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
Hey E.L., Marsha M., Rose B., Grace K., Jessica B., Kayla F., Scott D., & Dustin S., listen! Do you smell something?
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P.S. Now that it's *almost* scarf weather in Florida let me show you my new favorite find:
Y'all. It's soft, it goes with everything, and it's a giant CVS receipt. Talk about the best reveal when someone compliments your look!
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And from my other blog, Epbot:
