Lord Of The Facepalms
Brandon wanted a Bunko-themed cake with three dice on it.
Danielle asked for "Linda" in white icing.
Francie ordered a 50th birthday cake for a friend, noting that she wanted to pick it up "today."
Kristin's friend ordered a cake that was supposed to read "Happy Mother's Day/Birthday" or "Happy Birthday/Mother's Day" - whichever the baker thought sounded best.
And finally, there were three choices of decorations on the order form: balloons, roses, or mums. Dee chose mums.
Thanks to Brandon M., Danielle J., Francie R., Kristin D., & D.R. for proving one does not simply order from a wreckery.
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P.S. Because one does not simply walk into Mordor: