They Call Me... Tater Salad
But that's still not as silly as Mary's nickname:
Kinda makes you wonder how she got it.
Or if it has anything to do with that plastic thing in a bag taped to the top of the box.
[head tilt]
Naaaah.
Hey, Mary "Toy In Middle" R., maybe you should try an acronym:
*****
Or there's the classic approach: