At Least They're Not Staplers?
Thanks to Makaria R. & Tina, who have "upper management" written all over them.
...Sorry about that, ladies.
Epilogue
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P.S. Because I didn't know these even existed 'til today, and I am DELIGHTED:
People in the reviews are bedazzling them for extra bling, and they are SO CUTE. Perfect for you fashionistas out there.