Say What, Again?

Sometimes people often send me their cakes with no back story, which usually isn't a big deal, but other times...

Um.

Yeah.

I like to think this is the same James:

And all together, now:

"Nana nana nana nana nana... da heck?"

Now here's a reader who knows how to properly stage a photo:

Never have I been so grateful for a pair of quotation marks.

Deep Thoughts
From The Bakery:

I guess it must be a birthday cake? Maybe?

"Gee, thanks, Mom."
"And don't forget to show your friends the new sweater vest I got you!"
"MOO-OOOOM!"

I think "Danngeous" is supposed to be "dangerous."

Sooo, I'm guessing they never saw these bon-bons, then.

"And thank YOU for putting them out again."

This is one of those times I wish I was a baker:

I mean, the urge to put a plastic roach in this thing must have been OVERWHELMING.

And finally:

That says "Happy Holidays Mile High Ferret Club."

o.0

I'M OUT.
[drops mic]

Thanks to Jessica L., James S., Antoine J., Anony M., Erica M., Lynne M., Landon D., Karl, & Deirdre M. for letting our imaginations run wild... presumably alongside a bunch of pregnant ferrets.

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