MEAT WEEK!!
THIS WEEK
IS
MEAT WEEK!
[Kermit flail]
MEAT WEEEEK!!!
THE ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT-MEAT-BEEF-TREAT-WEEK!!!
WE HAVE MEAT THAT LOOKS LIKE CAKE!
[whispering]
MEAT WEEK!!!
CAKE THAT LOOKS LIKE MEAT!
[singing]
MEEEEEEAT WEE-EEE-EEK!!!
AND MEAT THAT LOOKS LIKE MEAT BUT THEY PUT IT IN A CAKE PAN SO YOU MIGHT MISTAKE IT FOR CAKE BUT IT'S REALLY MEAT!
[normal tone]
UM. MEAT WEEK?
THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S A MEAT EXTRAVAGANZAA!!!!!!
LOOK AT THE CUTE LITTLE BEARS!
MEAT!
IS THAT JUSTIN BEIBER?!
MEAT!
WHO WANTS TO HOLD THE BABY?
MEATY MEAT!!!
"BUT WAIT," YOU'RE THINKING, "ISN'T THIS CAKE WRECKS?!"
YES, IT IS!
OH LOOK!
HERE'S A CAKE NOW!
OR IS IT??
HAHA! FOOLED YOU!
IT'S MEAT!
MEAT WEEK, MEAT WEEK, MEEEAT WEEEEK!!!
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So... anyone else in the mood for a salad?
Thanks to Traci C., Debra F., Kathleen, Madlyn D., Zoe R., Jola S., Michelle M., Barbara G., for inspiring us all to become vegetarians.
Note from john- Just to be clear, it is Meat Week. However, we are only honoring this great and glorious tradition today. Partly because we don't have anymore meat photos but also because ew. -john
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P.S. In this context, would a shoulder massager count as a meat tenderizer?
Because listen, ever since I bought this thing 2 years ago, everyone who's tried it has turned into a puddle of contented goo. My Disney puppeteer friends are its biggest fans; people using and wrecking muscles most of us don't even know we have. I keep buying more of these as gifts!
This massager can actually bruise if you're not careful; it's got serious power for even rock-hard knots, and you can use it on your entire back. (I hold it diagonally to get below the shoulder blades, and around my waist for the lower back.) Highly recommend!
