Creepy Poetry Counts, Too

Hey, it's National Haiku Writing Month! John! Quick! GET ME THE CREEPIEST CAKES YOU CAN FIND!

[shuffling virtual photographs]

Right.

LET'S DO THIS.

still life of swift death
or delicious iced dessert
cooler heads prevail

buttercream bunions
metaphoric masterpiece
wedding with cold feet

expressive beach tree
dawning realization
calls for a face palm

The hottest new trend:
flaming baby shower cakes
Welcome to hell, B.

Down where it's wetter
Clearly not all that better
Ariel impaled

drowning our sorrows
won't call for giant tampons
and please hold the jam

From 'death do us part'
to avant-garde home decor
Rough divorce, Carol?

Thanks to Karin K., Kate J., Charlene L., Stephanie S., Kristen O., Evelyn D., & Myra F. for making us all count on our fingers. (Admit it; you totally did!)

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P.S. Speaking of poetry, might I recommend...?

I Could Pee On This, And Other Poems By Cats

This hardcover gift book costs a mere $8 and will have your cat-loving friends feline fine.