Santa's "C" Team
Now, Droopy!
Now, Poopy!
Now, Boner!
...and Pancake!
On, Slappy!
On, Psycho!
On, Peanut!
And Lunch Break!
To the top of the shelf!
To the stores at the mall!
Now wreck away, wreck away,
WRECK AWAY, ALL!
Thanks to Penny V., Bill S., Tina L., Bernadette, Maria, Janie C., Lisa T., Jayla S., & Meghan G. for the wrecky roll call.
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Here's a better roll call for New Year's:
These bitty unicorns sit on the edge of your glass and make whatever you're drinking at least 37% more magical. That's science, y'all. Plus they let you tell which drink is yours, which I guess is TECHNICALLY the whole point, but you and I know better. ::wink::