Tell Me What You Want, What You Literally Want...

They asked for a big number 8.

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They got it.

 

And this one was to be ready by Wednesday:

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(Think if they'd had 'til Friday they could have used a decorator who WASN'T colorblind?) 
(Naaaah.)

 

Remember that "Happy Birthday in Chinese" snafu? Well, for this next one they asked a French bakery to write "Happy Anniversary" in Polish.

And now, proof that you can literally wreck a cake in any language:

What's Polish for "facepalm"? Hang on, lemme go look. 
[googlegoogle] 
Aha! K, here we go:

::twarzPalma::

 

You'll never guess what color the NSC Sweethearts wanted:

In fact, I bet they wanted blue icing almost as much as they didn't want to be called the "Sweathart's."

 

While we're hypothesizing, I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess it WILL fit:

 

And finally, for the days when you're just tired of trying:

YOU GOT IT.

 

Thanks to Gretchen L., Renae F., Armelle B., Jennifer T., Carmin B., & Audrey L. for inspiring every minimalist's next birthday cake.

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I don’t know who needs to see this, but it made me literally LOL.

Mermaid Deadpool!

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And from my other blog, Epbot: