The Easter WOW Factor

Easter cakes, this is your week to shine! WOW US!

::awkward pause::

Ok, new plan: 

Continue avoiding eye contact and hope for the best.

Am I seeing things, or are those twist ties sticking out of Groucho's neck?

And are these ... mandibles?

HOVER BUN.

Hang on, I just found my new favorite:

I don't know what it is, but I like how you can almost hear it screaming.

Here comes Peter Cotton's tail!

YOU SPIT PETER OUT THIS INSTANT!

You just don't see enough anthropomorphic fire hydrant cakes these days.

Am I right, or am I right?

And in case you've ever wondered what a snooty cat eating a lemon would look like:

WONDER NO MORE.

(I'm afraid to ask what those ears are made of, so let's just call them what they look like: rawhide pig ears dipped in white chocolate. Thereby making plastic sound a MILLION times more appetizing.)

Now, I know you've all been wondering, so I'm happy to report that I've finally figured it out:

THIS IS WHAT'S WRONG WITH AMERICA.

Thanks to Barb & Jane, Patrick D., Emily E., Amy T., Erin G., Ted W., Lisa M., & Jennifer S. for inspiring my next band name: The Amorphous Bunny Blobs. (We'll only play sock hops, of course.)

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