The Only Thing Weirder Than The World Right Now Are These Cakes
Strange times, minions. STRANGE TIMES.
You know what else is strange?
::gestures helplessly::
Whatever is happening here.
I mean, I see a lot of cake faces, but this? This is one in a melon.
HEEEEEEEEEYO
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Jay asked for a "blue frosted carrot cake," but I guess the baker left off the last word and tried to make a blue carrot instead.
And that's when stuff REALLY got weird:
I have so many questions. Is it a hat? A mountain? A chilly mammogram office?
(BahahahhahahaaaWHAT)
(Also "OW")
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Then there's the exploding... soccer field?... surrounded by Spider-Men:
Or it's a pile of Doritos in a swamp... surrounded by Spider-Men.
Your choice, kid.
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Now...
BRING IN THE HERD OF MIGRATING AMOEBA POO!!
Thank you.
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And finally, minions, always remember, no matter how strange or off-putting the world gets, in the immortal words of this gingerbread man cookie:
"This is fine."
Thanks to Annie K., Jay G., Karyn S., Priscilla L., & Pamela R. for reminding us of 2024's official slogan.
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And hey, if you'd like that slogan on a cool cup with the original meme, VOILA:
