The Hunt Is Over

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART

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[knowing smirk]

And you're to blame!

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Wreckers, you give love

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A BAD NAME.

 

How did this start?

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They look all the same!

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You give love
a bad name
(bad name!)

 

You give love...

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A BAD NAME.

 

Thanks to Anony M., Elizabeth, K.J., Jodee, Christy R., Anony M., Shari A., & Amy O., who really needs to explain those last wedding toppers to me. Are the two bucks supposed to be Robert & Stevie? And if so, why are they next to a hunter with a shotgun? ("Aw, look, your wedding avatars are about to be killed! SO SWEET.")

Or maybe the hunter and the tree are getting married, after he shoots a couple of deer? (The hunter, I mean, not the tree.) But why would a tree hugger even WANT to shoot deer? Did they just run out of bride-dragging-the-groom toppers? PLEASE HELP I AM SO CONFUSED.

*****

Hey look, now you can toast the happy couple at a shotgun wedding with shotgun shell shots!

12 Gauge Shot Glasses (set of 4)

What a time to be alive, y'all.