There's Really Only One Direction This Can Go...
Wrecky minion Catie paid her bakery $150 to make a Death Star cake something like this:
(Anyone else have a baaaad feeling about this?)
Here's what she got:
THAT'S NO DEATH STAR.
I especially like the paper cut-outs of light sabers. o.0
Over in Things That Actually Exist, here's the "One Direction Chart Topping Cupcake Kit:"
They had to make the frosting chocolate, didn't they.
Now, granted, those weren't made by a professional baker. As we all know, a professional would make that kit look truly... er...
Never mind.
(WHY IS IT SO GREEN?! *hurk*)
According to the bakery where Stacie bought it, this is a dolphin:
A DOLPHIN.
Really.
And finally, yes, I'm sure it's intentional, and it's probably not even new, but it made me laugh, so HERE:
Thanks to Catie, Matthew C., Anne, Stacie S., & Sandra O. for inspiring everyone's next office birthday cake.
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I have it on good authority that this is the greatest can opener of all time.
