"You Wanted What Now?"
The baker asked Beth how she wanted the writing to look: cursive, all-caps, etc.
"Oh, just regular."
The constipated ones don't get cake.
Karin asked that her friend's cake be served with Korbel Brut, a type of champagne:
"A TOAST... TO CAKE WRECKS."
(Anyone else wondering what the baker drew under those chocolates on the edge?)
Lee asked for a cake with Halloween decorations:
I'm so glad Lee explained; I stared at this forever wondering why they abbreviated "December."
Then the Mevers family asked the baker to write Big Daddy in brown.
And it's big, big, Daddy Brown.
Biggest Dad in the whole dang town!
Bigger than ol' King Kong
Sweeter than a Hostess' Ding Dong
Ahem.
And finally, Thomas' bakery didn't understand what "Semper Fi" was or how to spell it, so he told them to look up "Military Marines."
Wow, Thomas, there are just... so many... ways that could go wrong.
And happily the bakery did almost all of them.
PERFECT.
Thanks to Beth D. Karen B., Lee J., the Mevers, & Thomas V. for that Lookap.
*****
This might be a better option for next time, Thomas:
