Circumstantial Evidence
The World's Most Awesomely (In)Appropriate Cake For A Bris:
"It's a boy!"
(And yes, this really WAS the cake for a bris. Would I lie to you?)
(Don't answer that.)
Oddly enough, there was also a post-ceremony cake on hand:
Haha! Just kidding.
(The truth? You can't HANDLE the...handle.)
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And now, Bonus (In)Appropriateness!
Who wants the first slice?!
ACTUAL CONVERSATION I HAD WITH JOHN WHILE WRITING THIS POST:
Me: "Hey, do you know what a 'bris' is?"
John: [pause] "Um...is it a girl thing?"
Me: "Nooo... It's pretty much the exact opposite of a girl thing."
John: "Oh. Is it a slice of meat?"
Me: "Wow. SO CLOSE."
Thanks to wreckporters Melissa, Laura O., & Ellie P. Now, hot dogs for everyone!
Update: It looks like this post has recently attracted the attention of some anti-circumcision groups, so we're going to go ahead and turn the comments off. For the record, we don't think circumcision is funny - just like we don't think divorce, death, or breast cancer is funny - but that doesn't stop us from poking fun at a good wreck. As always, we certainly meant no offense to anyone, and if this post has caused any harm or bruised feelings, then we are truly sorry.
