Princess Show & Sell

The princesses are back for National Princess Week, eager to show you their new castle!

[Original penis castle cake removed at baker's request. Please enjoy this other penis castle cake.]

You know what they say: "One princess' doorbell is another man's ding-dong."

Hey! Snow White! HANDS OFF!

Thank you.

They also want to show off their finger painting:

And their... crown?

Let's go with crown.

And whatever this thing is:

(I'm guessing "royal spider smasher.")

Hey, ever seen a reeeeally long hairball?

Ew.
Thanks, Rapunzel.

Some of them even got new dresses!

I guess that's one way to be the ball of the Belle.

Of course, not all princesses are DISNEY princesses.

In fact, may I be frank?

Awesome.

So just remember, ladies: you're never too old...

...to be a priscess.

Thanks to Anony M., Wendy, Kimberly C., Stephanie H., Vanessa C., Carissa B., Marjorie R., Stephanie H., & Heather for that priceless priscess.

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Beauty Is Only Skin Deep

If you think animated characters today set an unrealistic standard of beauty for your kids, then you're in luck! Today's cakes will show you some great ways to lower that standard, all while teaching important life-lessons!

First, remember, girls: strong jawlines = strong women.

Also, some things are better gotten off your chest.

While others - such as missing limbs, sagging chests, and worryingly large necks - are best left unmentioned:

On the plus side, questions like "Where's the rest of her choker? Or her arm? Or her ear?" can help distract viewers from misspellings. Case in point: did you notice "bithday"?

Brenda S., Aaryn C., & Beth, these cakes are beautiful, no matter what they say.

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