Princess Show & Sell

The princesses are back for National Princess Week, eager to show you their new castle!

[Original penis castle cake removed at baker's request. Please enjoy this other penis castle cake.]

You know what they say: "One princess' doorbell is another man's ding-dong."

Hey! Snow White! HANDS OFF!

Thank you.

They also want to show off their finger painting:

And their... crown?

Let's go with crown.

And whatever this thing is:

(I'm guessing "royal spider smasher.")

Hey, ever seen a reeeeally long hairball?

Ew.
Thanks, Rapunzel.

Some of them even got new dresses!

I guess that's one way to be the ball of the Belle.

Of course, not all princesses are DISNEY princesses.

In fact, may I be frank?

Awesome.

So just remember, ladies: you're never too old...

...to be a priscess.

Thanks to Anony M., Wendy, Kimberly C., Stephanie H., Vanessa C., Carissa B., Marjorie R., Stephanie H., & Heather for that priceless priscess.

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