Twins' Night Out
From a distance,
How could I eeeeaaaeeever choose,
A sleeping jughead tot?
From a distance,
We've all had enough,
And there is no way - no how
That you cannot seeeee!
Big frosted tracts of land.
From a distance,
How could I eeeeaaaeeever choose,
A sleeping jughead tot?
Welcome back to the 2011 Golden Wreckies! I'm your host, Nicky Ganache, and for this segment I'll be talking about myself in the third person.
Nicky can hear you booing, everyone. Don't make Nicky get the hand puppets out again.
Okay, our next award is in the category of Best Supporting Role. And the nominees are:
and...
And the award for Best Supporting Role goes to.... 'The Flower Girl's Chiclets!' Yes, brilliant. I loved them in JAWS.
Now on to our second category, the award for Best Writing in a Comedic Role. (I actually wrote a hilarious cake this year myself, but, surprise surprise, it's not "eligible." Yeah. They even used air quotes.)
Anyway, the nominees are:
The story of a rowdy group of deaf football players who suddenly regain their hearing after the coach blows his whistle. Starring Will Ferrell.
The story of a group of rowdy sorority girls who work part-time at a coffee shop and fall in love with a nearby football team. Starring Will Ferrell.
The story of a rowdy teenager who explores life as a sheep-herder in the 1920s. Starring Will Ferrell.
And finally, it's time for our last category of the evening. Because that's what "finally" means. Hah! See? I AM funny.
The nominees for Best Set Dressing are:
Um...who are these big burly men coming on stage? What are you...HEY! PUT ME DOWN! And give me back my award! That's mine! MINE, I SAY!! BWAHAHAHAHAAA!!
[announcer] This has been the Golden Wreckies! Thank you for watching, and good night!
Nicky: [voice fading out] MIIIINE!!
A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.
Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)
- Jen