Sam's Club
Frequently, a bakery will receive a kit of plastic flotsam to construct a cakey character. This past week, the character of choice has been dear old Uncle Sam. Or at least, I think it has.
I was unaware that Uncle Sam had access to my grandfather's closet:
Here Uncle Sam stars (and stripes) in "Red, White, and You!: A Musical"
Sweet Betsy Ross' ghost, are those cannonballs in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Ug, I can't look at these wretched CCC's any longer. I need to see a real cake that actually looks somewhat like the famous personification of our Federal Government, Uncle Sam. C'mon, bakers!
You know, Asia P, Shelley B., Kayla T., Jordan J., and Beckie, that last cake could also be rock guitarist Buckethead, famous for shredding out tunes while sporting a Kentucky Fried Chicken bucket on his head. Hey, I smell a conspiracy! Or maybe just too much icing...