Coraline: The Prenatal Years

How To Get Proper Credit At The Potluck:

Next time I'm totally spelling my name in deviled eggs.

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Is it too late for Christmas cakes? Yes.

Is it too late for the world's most legitimately horrifying Christmas wreck?

Well, you decide:

0.o

No, you guys are right: it's definitely too late for him.

SAVE YOURSELVES.

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Here's one way to decrease your chance of getting a wreck:

With instructions and drawings this clear, what could go wrong?

Ahh, allow me to answer that question with another question:

Did you know the letters "NHS" look exactly the same upside down?

*headdesk*

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And now,

The Weirdest Display Cake Of All Time:

Ok, sure, there's a floating fetus. Let's drink that in. But also, how about those hairy bamboo shoot things? And the spider fingers up top? This whole thing is basically Coraline: The Prenatal Years.

(BONUS CREEPINESS: look for the face in the glass. Or don't, if you ever want to sleep again.)

Thanks to Susan S., Stacie, Lisa R., & Cathy G., who's just happy that last one doesn't have jam-covered lady bits. We're with you there, Cathy.

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I'm guessing more of you are Office fans than Coraline fans, and this made me cackle:

 Michael Scott Motivational Poster

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Part Of MY World

Look at this cake

Isn't it neat?

Wouldn't you say my clown-fection's complete?

Wouldn't you say I'm the girl

The girl who has... everything?

Look at this “mairne”

Traumas untold

How many cake tiers can this poor bride hold?

Lookin' around here you'd think,

"YEP"

"That's a ding-a-ling!"

Thanks to Stevie C., Daniela M., Catherine B., R.B., Erica B., Richard B., & Jill W., who really WANT to believe that's a Tangled tower with two sandy boulders next to it. And it's flying a long, droopy pennant. Sure. Let's go with that.

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 Need some mind bleach after that? SAME. Here, I've got you covered:

Ariel Mickey Ears

Only $13, and the shimmery scales change color in the light!

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And from my other blog, Epbot: