These Wrecks Are Not What They Theme

They wanted the cake "very Christmassy."

They got it:

And at least Asa did get the Giants' colors:

Just with bonus text and parenthesis.

Katie wasn't so lucky with her American Girl themed cake, though:

To be fair, I'm not sure how you'd do an American Girl theme. Maybe line the edges with fifty dollar bills? And then set them on fire? That WOULD save on candles...

(Only joshing, AG. I'm sure your $500 bakery play set is a bargain at twice the price.)

Of course, even when the baker understands exactly what you want, that's still no guarantee. After all, poor Liz here wanted a cowboy theme:

o.0

Get along, lil' doggie.

Thanks to Kathy A., Gene A., Katie S., & Liz B. for rustlin' up them wrecky victuals.

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And since all I can see on that last one is a slice of pepperoni pizza... behold!

Pizza Hooded Jumpsuit

 I dare any of you to wear this.

:D

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

The Write Stuff

For Handwriting Analysis Week I thought we should take a fair, unbiased look at what kind of sick, twisted deviants could be writing on our cakes with their sick, twisted piping bags.

For SCIENCE!

Exhibit A.

One can observe from the jagged, hesitant strokes and middle patterns that this individual has an impulsive emotional responsiveness and cautious self-castigation. Also present: a nagging apprehension that she left the coffee maker on.

Exhibit 2.

Note the broadminded structures and upward slant that shows a tendency toward self-deceit and argumentative euphoria, with a perfunctory nod to antidisestablishmentarianism. Tsk. So typical.

Exhibit 6.

Totally horny.

Exhibit IV.

Horny, with a side of cautious self-castigation.

Exhibit È.

Randy as a tipsy Newman.

Exhibit Spoon.

Potential ax-murderer. Who is horny.

And finally:

Exhibit Nein.

A magical unicorn with telekinetic powers.

Or an overworked shift manager, who has a headache.

[shifty eyes]

SCIENCE!!

Thanks to Arthur S., Breanne S., Nikki M., Marcela T., Christy H., Kayla G., & Stephanie K. for making every hyper-active preschooler with a crayon look down right talented.

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P.S. I thought you guys might like some "humerus" pens:

Medical Pen Gift Set

GET IT? "HUMERUS"?

Actually this set comes with all the syringes & little pill pens, too, for only $10! And I'm not at all bitter over the fact that I just bought one - ONE! - of those pill pens from a shop here in Orlando for $5. :)  (It's super adorable, though; it telescopes open!)

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And from my other blog, Epbot: