Star Wars: The Cakey Farce Awakens

Say it with me, kids: I've got a baaaaad feeling about this.

Have you been watching all the previews, twittered sneak-peeks, and snazzy promo pics coming out for the new Star Wars movie?

GOOD!

Because I'm going to recap the best stuff for you.

First of all... NEW MILLENIUM FAAAAAALCOOOOON!

I hear it's more aerodynamic this way.

("She may not look like much... but we also have ice cream.")

You've probably seen the new Storm Trooper helmets. So sleek and modern!

Not to mention happy-looking.

There's a lot of buzz around the new "fun-size" light sabers. Here's one turned on:

It's got a real "Jedi Master" vibe.

Aaand after its cooled off:

Actually, I hear they don't perform too well in the cold.

(Take note, padawans.)

The good news is Disney has spared no expense on special effects:

...and they're bringing in some awesome new lady characters!

Musical numbers to include:

A Whole New World (To Replace Alderaan)

Beauty and the BB-8

Vader Knows Best

Do You Want To Build An Intergalactic Senate

and

Some Day My Midi-Chlorians Will Come

The trailers haven't told us much about the new movie's story line, but I DID learn a beloved old friend will be making an appearance... as a new enemy.

That's right, my friends.

Get ready...

To face...

Darth Wicket.

"YUB YUB, B*TCHES"

Thanks to our own scruffy-looking nerf-herders Mad G., Carri C., Melanie V., Jennifer V., Anony M., Angela H., Elissa D., & Monica G. And remember:

(You can read the story behind this one here.)

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Sunday Sweets and Halloween Treats!

Halloween is next weekend! Quick!

FIND A CUTE MUMMY CAKE.

(By Perfect Indulgence Cakes)

Well, that's a wrap.
:D

Or perhaps you prefer a slightly spookier Sweet:

(By Queens of Sweet)

Quoth the raven: "Ok, but just one more slice."

Some witchy silhouettes and a fantastic use of tissue paper "flames":

(By Nikkiberry)

And this chocolate sculpt is fiendishly good:

(By Yener's Way)

See the pirate ship and dock at the base?

I must admit, my favorite witches are the ones playing Leap Frog, not making them:

(By Michela Barocci)

Because look how cute.

Still, I realize some of you like a good scare - so this one's for you:

(By Christine H. McConnell)

And now none of us will ever look at chocolate-covered strawberries the same. [shudder]

This one has a little something for all of you scary movie fans:

(Baker Unknown. Anyone recognize it?)

You guys, that is a wedding cake. And even though I'm a huge wuss when it comes to scary stuff, that bride and groom Alien topper is making my whole afternoon.

There may be other haunted houses, but for us Disney fans, there is only one Haunted Mansion:

(By Walt Disney World resort bakers, featured here)

This is another wedding cake! Check out the bride and groom in the Doom Buggy:

Love the stretching portraits, too.

Behold, Franken-Minion!

(By Baked By Dan)

The combed down hair is the BEST.

And finally, a pony-licious Halloween treat for my fellow Bronies and Pegasisters:

(By Sugar Spooks)

Oh man, crazy-eyed zombie Pinkie-Pie?! Ha! Plus Flutter Bat, Punk Rarity, Franken-AppleJack, Mummy Twilight, and Rainbow Dash's skeleton? THIS IS EPIC.

Here's hoping your Halloween is just as Sweet!

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