Step One: Cut a Hole in the Pumpkin

I can't think of a more Wrecktastic harbinger of Halloween happiness than this guy:

Yep, Mr. Bonehead here suuure is happy. How happy, you ask? Happy enough to say, "Look, ma! No hands!"

Dorei, just tell the kids it's a levitation trick. Which really startles the pumpkin.

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Hallow-Scream

'Twas the week before Halloween
And all through the bakery
'Twere this stuff:

And this stuff:

And all kinds of fakery:

("Happy CHALLAH-ween! Haha! See what I did there? Eh? EH??"

"Stop talking.")

The sperm ghosts were piped onto basketballs with care:

But we're pretty sure this one was done on a dare:

Shoplifting ghosts
make a run for the door

While Frank with two man buns
croaks, "NEVERMORE"

Doll hair mixed with icing
does the work of the devil

While amoeba ghosts haunt
on a molecular level:

(Q: Why are amoebas bad at running prisons?
A: Because they only have one cell!)

Candy corns "ARRRR"

And bowling balls fly

Don't like these wrecks?

Then here:

DIY!

Hats off to Patty A., Emily C., Anony M., Marianne F., Chris B., Rebekah W., Katrina V., Kimberly W., Amy T., Katie R., & Andrea O. for the excellent wreckporting.

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