These Bakers Are Hard Core

Ever feel like bakers are speaking a whole 'nother language?

WELL THEY'RE NOT.

(Yes, yes, I realize you can't expect bakeries to know other languages. I also realize this is still funny.)

I've learned over my years here at CW that if I don't understand a cake design, it's probably a sports ball thing. So tell me, sports ball peeps:

Da heck?

I'm going to mix things up and do today's Missed Mark in reverse.
Let's see if you can guess what this is supposed to be:

I'll even give you a hint: it's school related.

Give up?

That's ok. So did the baker.

(Why would someone want an apple core cake anyway? What's next, cakes of crumbled milk cartons and used pudding cups?)

Usually I blur out bakery labels, but this next one was a paid ad. So clearly, Walmart WANTS everyone to see it:

"HNNNRRRRRGGGG!"

(That was my impression of a wookiee roar. I can tell you're impressed.)

And finally:

Um...

...and here WE were all hoping for a baby.

Thanks to Jon S., Brittany W., Katelyn C., Lynaa W., & Matthew K. for taking us to the gun and glitter show.

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And for the glitter baby who has everything:

Rhinestone Pacifier & Clip Set

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Customer's Pitch Results In Tents Moment

Matthew G.'s mom had just finished her final chemo treatment, so it was time to celebrate.

He ordered a cake from his local bakery, asking them to write, "You did it!" and "Cancer free!" on a simple chocolate cake.

When Matthew went to pick up the order, though, he found his cake offering something a little more generous than an extra slice:

Er... whoops. Better say that only applies to the back yard, Matthew.

Or better yet, just pair it with a full "camping" belt:

Then after Mom's good and toasty, eat the evidence.

[tapping temple] Eh? EH?

Or I guess you could have them fix the cake, but c'mon, where's the future party story in THAT?

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And from my other blog, Epbot: