What They Wanted:
What They Got:
Oh dear. As we say in the South, "GOBRESS their heart."
Christina ordered a really gorgeous Frozen design:
...but unfortunately her own cake fell flat:
Maybe it's just cold?
(Bah dum CHA.)
And finally, you've really got to respect a baker who looks at this cake:
...and then says to their customer, "Not only can I make that exact wine bottle cake, I can even hand pipe the label."
Iiiiit's almost Friday, minions!
Isn't that great news, "Demon Dog For A Five-Year-Old?"
::gutteral snarling::
Aw, I guess he can't hear me over all the screaming.
Actually, looks like it's been a pretty rough week all 'round for 5-year-old girls:
Can YOU say, "creepy anatomical inaccuracies?"
No?
'Cuz I'd like demon dog back, please. [shudder]
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If I told you someone ordered "Congratulations Cub Scouts, Pack 47" on a cake, which of those words do you think most likely to be misspelled?
AHA!
You guessed wrong.
(I'm guessing.)
It is, in fact, every word except that one:
"Club Scott Pac 47."
[salutes]
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Two wrongs may not make a right, but two rights DEFINITELY make this wrong:
[give it a second]
You'll gladly foot the bill for that one, though, after I show you this:
SOMEONE CALL DEMON DOG!
Thanks to Donne G., Leah S., Maura M., Anony M., & Diana M. for the womb with a view.
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A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.
Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)
- Jen
