And Now, A Crappy Song From Aladdin

I can show you poo swirls

Shiny, glistening, fetid!

Wreckerator, just when did you cast 

all good taste aside?

I can open your eyes

Take you blunder...

... by bluuuunder

Cakey dreams torn asunder

as the giant cupcake sighs.

Day glow poo swiiiiiirls

A new, wrecktastic form of goo!

I think that WE should go. Let's TAKE it slow!

I hear the bride is screaming...

No more poo swiiiiirls!

They're just not something you should chew

So, let's be candid here:

It's crystal clear!

that gangrenous poo swirls 

will never do.

Thanks to Cameron F., Holt, Carrie G., Eric C., Erin E., Talia B., Marlissa D., Anony M., Meagan B., and Anne for opening up whole new worlds of wreckage.

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The Punctuation Gotham Deserves

And now...

Punctuation Tips From Professional Bakers...

1) Always put punctuation at the end of a sentence. Unless you forget or think it looks better this way.

I like it.

2) Quotation marks are perfect for emphasizing you don't understand quotation marks.

"Good" job!

3) They can also help cover "mistakes!"

"That's my nickname for you. That I just made up."

4) A slash generally means "or," but hey, if it feels right...

5) Proper punctuation can convey a sense of enthusiasm, so choose wisely!!

Because everyone hates Jonathan.

6) No one really understands how apostrophes work, so just sprinkle them in wherever.

7) When in doubt, go with a question mark. Inside parentheses.

It's not the punctuation Gotham needs.

It's the punctuation Gotham deserves.

And finally, remember:

8) Punctuation is important. Just put it anywhere.

Thanks to Linda F?, Jenn M!, Katie* R., Brittany J..., Allison [M], Cherie/, Erin M - , Annie K;, & Patricia C(o.0) for helping us explore the wrecky period.

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