When July Is Forthcoming
It's America's birthday next week, e'erbody!
Don't you hate it when you get to the party and/or bakery and everyone's started drinking without you?
Of course, most folks know it simply as:
4th July of.
Or July 4th of.
Your choice.
Yes, friends, it’s a day to salute all nations, but mostly America. Preferably with a glorious three-hour finale, condensed into a minute and a half. (OBSCURE MUPPET JOKE HEYOOOO)
"You are all WEIRDOS."
It’s a day of fireworks, fun, and patriotic grilled meat... um... cakes. Obviously.
"You know what this 4th of July sh*t grill needs? A FUZZY PURPLE BORDER HEYOOOO!"
- a drunk baker, probably
(John: "You already used the 'heyooo' thing, take that out."
Me: IT'S MY BLOG HEYOOOOO
John: "...."
Me: "Pass me my drink, farm boy. HEYOOOOO."
John: "No. You've had enough tea."
Me: "NOOOOOOOO HEYOOOOO"
John: "I've quit better jobs than this.")
So whatever you're up to for the fourth, folks, just remember:
It’s also the day we celebrate the great Will Smith movie.
Just as soon as we remember how to spell it.
Thanks to Matthew C., Julie A., Samantha W., Katie S., & Ashleigh G. for reminding me what movie to watch this weekend. HEYOOOOO.
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