No, I Won't Show You The Uncensored Version, So Don't Ask

Photopaper cakes are big again, bakers, so let's go over a few ground rules:

1) Stop doing this:

Just stop it.

Ground Rule The Second:

If the customer asks for a "cute train photo cake" for her 2-year-old, remember to include the word "cute" in your Google image search:

::sigh::

Ground Rule III: This Time It's Personal:

Look, I'm not saying a 13 year-old girl can't love a reality-show bounty hunter *and* frilly pastel flowers. I'm just saying maybe those two themes don't complement each other so well:

And finally, please, bakers, if you forget everything else, remember this:

ABSOLUTELY NO PHOTOS OF REAL HOO-HAWS WITH REAL BABIES COMING OUT OF THEM

Talk about your "flash photography." Heyooooo.

Though I'm sure the "lol" made it alllll better for the unsuspecting party-goers.

(The caption said it was for a "surprise baby shower." I'LL SAY.)

Thanks to Rebecca H., Silvia R., Eric M., & Adrienne G. for proving there IS such a thing as too much of a spread at parties.

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Hey, did you know you can have a baby shower with virtually no visible hoo-haws? It’s true!

HOO-HAW FREE BABY SHOWER DECOR

And from my other blog, Epbot:

The Terrible Snickers

It took me forever to realize what this cupcake cake (patooie!) reminds me of:

"Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good..."

YES I'M TERRIBLE.

Sorry. 

But not as terrible as this!

Oh the irony. A wreck that provides its own Snickers.

(What's with the pink stuff? And the rocks?)

And finally, the photo finish that somehow 

JUST. 

KEEPS. 

HAPPENING.

"Wow, thank you, it really DOES look just like the cake I wanted. And that mint green background! Mmm. REALLY SOMETHING."

Thanks to Carolyn L., Genevieve F., & Chantal D. for sharing something deer to her 'Mart.

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I'm still trying to make up for my flamingo joke, so here:

Let's Flamingle Doll Set

HOW CUTE IS THIS?!

I can't get over how adorable the little flamingos are in their party hats, ermergersh. Some of the reviewers say they actually used these for cake decorations, too!