No, I Won't Show You The Uncensored Version, So Don't Ask

Photopaper cakes are big again, bakers, so let's go over a few ground rules:

1) Stop doing this:

Just stop it.

Ground Rule The Second:

If the customer asks for a "cute train photo cake" for her 2-year-old, remember to include the word "cute" in your Google image search:

::sigh::

Ground Rule III: This Time It's Personal:

Look, I'm not saying a 13 year-old girl can't love a reality-show bounty hunter *and* frilly pastel flowers. I'm just saying maybe those two themes don't complement each other so well:

And finally, please, bakers, if you forget everything else, remember this:

ABSOLUTELY NO PHOTOS OF REAL HOO-HAWS WITH REAL BABIES COMING OUT OF THEM

Talk about your "flash photography." Heyooooo.

Though I'm sure the "lol" made it alllll better for the unsuspecting party-goers.

(The caption said it was for a "surprise baby shower." I'LL SAY.)

Thanks to Rebecca H., Silvia R., Eric M., & Adrienne G. for proving there IS such a thing as too much of a spread at parties.

*****

Hey, did you know you can have a baby shower with virtually no visible hoo-haws? It’s true!

HOO-HAW FREE BABY SHOWER DECOR

And from my other blog, Epbot: