Sprinkled With Pride
Here in America...[dramatic pause]...we believe in... patriotism! Integrity! Courage!
We believe that Old Glory should cover not only our hearts...
[swelling music]
We believe that education and patriotic sprinkles are the bedrock of our society:
[music swelling further]
America!
We believe that the size of our cupcakes should not be defined by the size of our cups...
[music swelling further]
America!!
Where even our drizzle is patriotic:
Because we believe that monkey cakes wearing American kimonos is what America is all about.
America!!!!
[music now fully swollen]
And my friends, let us never forget, when it comes to American pride...
AMERICA!!!!