And I Thought "Hole Pile" Sounded Bad

When it comes to naming pastries, you could say this bakery has really hit bottom:

But then, maybe this is a tongue-in-cheek kind of thing?

{Ew.}

Butt seriously, I'm sure these doughnuts are out of this world.

In fact, I bet they're really popular on Uranus.

[rimshot!]

 

Thanks to Robert F. for showing us what happens when you assume you know how to abbreviate "assorted."