HE SEES YOU: A Holiday Horror Story
[movie announcer guy]:
This Christmas...
get ready...
for a one horse...
open...
SLAY.
"AAAIIIIEEEEE!!"
Run as fast as you can...
And don't go outside:
"ZOMBIE PENGUIN!"
And never...
"THEY'RE COMING!"
EVER...
"Oh, thank goodness we found you, Santa! ....Santa?"
"AAAAAIIIIEEEEE!!!!"
...FALL ASLEEP. 
"He's not real. He's not real. HE'S NOT REAL."
"He's... right behind me, isn't he?
"Great. Juuuuust great."
[child singing]
He sees you when you're sleeping
He know when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good,
So be good...
...OR DIE.
Thanks to Erinn M., Aymara A., Gene H., Ben & Janelle, Chandria D., Zach R., Ann H., & Shannon S., who better watch out, and they better not cry, because wusses get left behind.
Jen
