This Time It's Personals
SGM
(Single Green Monster)
...seeks soul mate
...for lasting relationship.
Must enjoy:
...roadkill
...snow calligraphy
...crime scenes
...dumpster dining
...fish slapping
...and quiet evenings at home.
NO WEIRDOS.
But enough about my ex. (Just kidding -- therefore, it's NOT actionable...) Thanks to Michael G., Sue S., Sarah B., Pam T., Elizabeth C., Anony M., Stuart C., and the hilariously talented Charmaine (the baker of Hello Dominatrix up there) for hooking us up.